did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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