wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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