yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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