He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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