Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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