i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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