when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
