Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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