Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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