I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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