Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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