What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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