Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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