my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
i drank out of a bidet.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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