i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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