Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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