There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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