I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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