I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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