You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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