And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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