i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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