K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
