one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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