Yo dont text me then not text me
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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