People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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