dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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