normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I supernannyed him into submission
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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