And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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