Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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