2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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