Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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