I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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