that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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