The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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