he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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