your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
nutella sex= disaster
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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