I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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