Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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