I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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