i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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