so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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