dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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