I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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