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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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