you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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