Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I'm having to shit out rocks
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