Dual....:-)
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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