Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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