ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Randomize
