She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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