oh god the rape fog is back!
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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