North Korea, Best Korea!
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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