The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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