Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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