Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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