they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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